The Equalizing Jokebook

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humansofnewyork:

“Pounce?”

“It’s to remind me to be more aggressive.”

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Hey that’s me :D

(Source: samanthasutcliffe)

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So I’m visiting Reed this weekend…

timlesstumblingthoughts:

and since it’s study week, the college can’t hook me up with an overnight host. Anyone wanna help out a fellow Reed prospie? I’m looking for a free place to stay Friday night and Saturday night since my last minute flight was so expensive. :/

You could probably sleep on the couch in my dorm if you want.

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(Source: nevver, via nedschneeble)

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“

In fall 2008, inspectors for the City of Portland declared the pedestrian bridge (a.k.a. the “Bouncy Bridge”) fit for pedestrian traffic. But apparently some mischievous spirit slipped into the paperwork and made a few adjustments. When the official certificate from the city landed on the desk of facilities director Towny Angell, the span was described as “Pedestrian Bridge and Troll Habitat.” The source of this bureaucratic legerdemain remains a mystery.

Facilities Services description of the Bouncy Bridge. (via laadoracion)

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